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Everybody have a great weekend!

Everybody have a great weekend!

theonion:

Scientists: Rich People, Poor People May Have Shared Common Ancestor

vagaboninheels:

school makes me want to end my life but then again so does watery ketchup 

dajo42:

"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in

lint-tastic:

hbshizzle

right down to the elbow napkin.

scarygoddess:

I, a big wrinkle, made all of these smaller wrinkles.

scarygoddess:

I, a big wrinkle, made all of these smaller wrinkles.

It’s been a long day.

It’s been a long day.

bumbleshark:

nothing feels more victorious than that moment where u know how to do math and everything clicks together

What up dawg.

What up dawg.

coyotesqrl:

immolatemyself:

Is the surge of superhero/ fantasy books and movies just nostalgia and nothing more? Or does it cash in on a deep need for escapism? Or both?

I think there are several factors at play. There are the obvious societal issues, where a society that is more feudal and downtrodden…

Seriously. God forbid anybody make $2 without 7,000 people running behind them to get a couple pennies for doing the same thing. Superhero movies are a great example; also, after Twilight, we see Mortal Instruments, Divergent, Vampire Academy, everyone scrambling to get their crumbs from the crust. Oh wow, a remake of something did well, we’ll remake every frigging movie ever made. If I hear the word “reimagining” one more time I think I will literally have a stroke from the angry.

The Tylenol… It does nothing!

redcloud:

Could someone come by and just drill a hole in my skull to let the headache out, please?

The ibuprofen is lacking in powers as well. I can’t take Tylenol anymore because *boom* it blew my liver up.

I bet the people who rob CVS of pain meds aren’t even drug addicts. The just have this headache.

My heart is esploding.

My heart is esploding.

I don’t even know what to say about this.

cutlerish:

I went to Hebrew school twice a week until the 7th grade. I learned to speak the language (though, honestly, I’ve retained almost none of it), studied Jewish cultures and the history of Israel and, every year, learned about the history of persecution and systematic murder of my people. The…

I attended an Orthodox Hebrew school every day until 8th grade, when my parents divorced. Neither parent was even particularly religious, but it was reputed to be an exceptionally good school (secular subjects were in the mornings) and it was the only private school that wasn’t Catholic, which obviously would have made no sense-I was Jewish. I don’t remember a lot of Hebrew either, although I used to be able to speak, read and write it.

The riots in Paris scare the shit out of me. Popular opinion is pretty negative toward Israel because of the whole Gaza Strip situation, and Israel is a big bad mean bully and treating these people so terribly. Two things I know are 1) Anti-Israel winds up being Anti-Jew, and 2) If the situation in the Gaza Strip was reversed, there would be a row of Jewish heads on sticks marking that border as far as the eye could see.

Those riots in Paris. They weren’t saying “Israel sucks.” They were saying “Kill the Jews.”

It scares me.

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