these are days
*hears plastic crinkle from 6 miles away*
Food? FOOD?

*hears plastic crinkle from 6 miles away*

Food? FOOD?

This is about what I’m good for today.

This is about what I’m good for today.

inroomdiningtable:

duckygoodness:

EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO REBLOGS THIS WILL GET THE FOLLOWING IN THEIR INBOX.

  • A BRIEF ORIGIN STORY
  • A SUPERPOWER OR THREE, MAYBE FOUR DEPENDING
  • A SUPERHERO OR VILLAIN NAME
  • YOU MIGHT ALSO GET AN ARCHNEMESIS WHO HAS REBLOGGED THIS ALREADY

AND YES I MEAN EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO REBLOGS THIS. UNTIL, SAY, AUGUST 2015. A FULL YEAR. LONG ENOUGH, RIGHT?

LET’S DO THIS THING.

I’m intrigued by the arch nemesis possibilities.  ;)

putyouinabettermood:

He likes it. via http://ift.tt/1sWSDpK putyouinabettermood.com

putyouinabettermood:

He likes it. via http://ift.tt/1sWSDpK putyouinabettermood.com

bdgarp:

I’ve died too many times
not to be used to it,
but I’m still
not.

bunnyfood:

(via lawebloca:tastefullyoffensive )

Already want to hide.

bunnyfood:

(via lawebloca:tastefullyoffensive )

Already want to hide.

Back at work Tuesday!

Back at work Tuesday!

Today. Dragging its ass like a pro.

A train leaves Chicago at 11:14am traveling due West at 92 miles per hour. At the exact same time, I'm changing my underpants in Baltimore. Have you seen my car keys?
Anonymous

In the refrigerator.

The day continues.

The day continues.

nevver:

Design Crush
More recently, there’s been a growing trend among animal lovers who are choosing to adopt animals, rather than looking to breeders and pet stores. Not only are consumers catching on to the anti-puppy mill movement, but with all the sick puppy mill dogs, it’s simply a horrible “business” model. So now, in a landmark move, commercial pet stores in the Philadelphia area have begun moving in the same direction, forgoing their traditional sales of brokered animals in favor of working with animal rescue organizations! It’s wonderful!
REBLOG if you are hella bored and wouldn’t mind some curious anons.

tymethiefslongerthoughts:

thepleasureprinciple:

hotsenator:

Shout out to all of the oldest children…who were used as the tester kids and now watch their younger siblings get away with shit you would have been killed for.. Justice will never be restored

So much truth.

I’m 38 and he’s 35 and it’s STILL true.

Testers let it fester

FFFFFUUUUUUUU  - Rage Face Comics