Bet you didn’t see that one coming.
My new favorite wine (Taken with instagram)
Also describes my favorite guy.
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I want to go here NOWWWW
and in my bunny slippers I will be QUEEN
(Source: scenesfromamultiverse.com, via sblaufuss)
Holy crap!
Wholeheartily.
Which is how my co-worker John just laughed.
(He invented “tampoon”, though.)
From the “What in the fucking fuck” files…
FB wants to tell me who to poke now?
I picture a bunch of Facebook marketing type dudes sitting around a conference table. Big fat dude at the head of the table yells: “THERE’S NOT ENOUGH POKING GOING ON AROUND HERE! Get those fucks poking! I don’t care what you have to do! Likes, we’re o.k. on, games, we’re o.k. on, but poking has been on a downslide and I won’t have that shit around here! YOU GET THOSE FUCKS BACK TO POKING LIKE WHEN WE FIRST STARTED!”
The douchebag nobody likes pipes up: “You got it, J.T. I’m on that shit. I’m going to start suggesting that they start poking people they don’t even give two shits about.”
J.T.: “Oh shutthefuckup George. Even your wife hates you.”
Men can do he-nanigans.
Ok stop it. My lunch isn’t for hours.
Good thing I hate eggs.
This was awesome.
Clearly, I am not getting anything accomplished today.