1 note? guess my kids arent eating tonight
I would never have thought it possible to hate advertising more than I already do, but hardly a day goes by that I don’t want to punch something over something.
You know what? A TV show is not an EVENT. It Is a fucking raggedy ass mop and bucket, not a MOPPING SYSTEM. (And it doesn’t utilize centrifugal force ‘TECHNOLOGY’, you stupid fucking fucks.) Even my beloved Dyson (although I have an Oreck, I’m not made out of money) uses wording (like ‘cyclone’ and ‘vortex’,) such that you literally fear for the people next door, lest they be sucked into the whirling tsunami of dust and allergens that the Dyson creates (and eliminates.) Sal and I take turns yelling at the Nu-Wave precision induction cooktop. (“Fire can hurt you!”)
I resent every fucking minute of my life that I am exposed to advertising, even in the background. And I resent the incredible stupidity of the “average American viewer,” who makes this unbelievably inane horseshit possible.
the penguin foundation is asking knitters around the world to send penguin-sized pullovers which help stop the rescued animals from cleaning toxic oil off with their beaks x
How can you not knit a sweater for the penguins, ffs?
why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”
From its own ashes
|—||Octavia E. Butler, Parable of the Talents (via purplebuddhaproject)|
"and your cousin is married and just had a baby, when are you going to get married you know I’m not getting any younger"
my ride is here
Self-improvement is becoming less of an idiot.
Wisdom is realizing that idiocy can never be reduced to zero.
regarding idiocy: Scientists Discover The Answer To All Scaremongering Questions. (via jetpackexhaust)
Hoo boy did I need to hear this this morning.
I didn’t have my glasses on and I thought I saw someone hunched over crying so I was gonna ask if they were ok but then it was a rock
I almost consoled a rock
Maybe it was really going through something and had no one to talk to, way to blow it it will probably kill itself we really need to raise rock awareness