these are days
Someone on facebook just implied that Republicans were justified in impeaching Obama because Colorado and Washington legalized weed.

jewlesthemagnificent:

potjie:

pocketcuntents:

fancycwabs:

Just in case you wondered how people’s minds work.

"Work"

Wörk.

"Minds"

"People"

sansastark:

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well i think that deserves a two hour break

YOU CAN’T HANDLE THIS CHNECK ACTION

YOU CAN’T HANDLE THIS CHNECK ACTION

sunshynegrll:

Just before I woke up, I dreamed Iooked up and saw something flying overhead. At first I thought it was a passenger plane, but then realized it was

a cruise ship sized shark

chomping its mouth, and descending towards town. I saw it go down, but there was no mushroom cloud of bloody shark bits.

That was no dream. It was one of those glidey ones.

Don’t worry, I got him. *Stands drenched in blood and shark bits*

Happy August, going outside to heat up my lunch

Happy August, going outside to heat up my lunch

Just tell me who I have to kill to get out of work early. (now)

Just tell me who I have to kill to get out of work early. (now)

shellshokt:

Me…during conference call 1 of 2 this morning.

Every day.

shellshokt:

Me…during conference call 1 of 2 this morning.

Every day.

doo doo dada dada doo doo HAPPY FRIDAY!

doo doo dada dada doo doo HAPPY FRIDAY!

emtionalteen:

aflowerthatbloomsinadversity:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

carolxdanvers:

the new assassin’s creed looks great

can’t be the new assassins creed, that’s a woman 

shots fired

Amazing advice from Red

Sittin on the dock of the bay
watchin my head roll away

Sittin on the dock of the bay

watchin my head roll away

Idea

1. Substitute bubbles for bibles. And bibles for bubbles. Everywhere: in print, in life, in court, in music. Don Ho sings “Tiny Bibles.” You swear on some bubbles in court. 

2. ???

3. $$$ Be rich.

putyouinabettermood:

A cat hugging a giraffe via http://ift.tt/1txVR6L putyouinabettermood.com

Oh for fuck’s sake now I’m all squishy and full of luv.

putyouinabettermood:

A cat hugging a giraffe via http://ift.tt/1txVR6L putyouinabettermood.com

Oh for fuck’s sake now I’m all squishy and full of luv.

…wha?

*blush* it’s true

*blush* it’s true

FFFFFUUUUUUUU  - Rage Face Comics